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I took Dojo running yesterday and he was pooped. He spent all day moping around and moaning like a sinner on rivaval day.
Check out the video.
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What technique did the European Gypsies use to make sure their bear doesn’t pull on a leash?
Just think how powerful a dog is when it decides to walk his master, and now make that times 100 pulling power.
Gypsies needed a reliable way of making sure the bear doesn’t even think of pulling.
No, the leash alone didn’t do the trick. To read previous articles in How To Train a Bear series, see
So, how did the European Gypsies train their bears to heel?
I’m afraid this one is not pretty at all (as if the previous posts were?)
They would drill a hole in the bear’s face and pull a rope through it. The wound would heal around the rope but any tension on the rope would cause the bear some major discomfort.
So it was in bear’s best interest to keep slack on the rope.
Sorry if this wasn’t a revelation you hoped it would be. Perhaps you thought I would share a technique you could apply to your dog. I’m afraid that your dog will continue to pull on a leash and this particular “training” technique is probably not appropriate for your dog. Sorry.
I hope you enjoyed my How To Train a Bear series.
What lessons have you extracted from these last 4 posts?Which lessons CAN be applied to dogs?
Which lessons can be applied to humans?
Share your takeaways in the comments section below.
There are many ways in which dogs can get into a good, ol’ fashioned scrap. There are probably just as many ways to prevent it from happening.
Rather than preach about this method or that method, I’d rather talk about a specific, real life, example that I just happen to have on tape :-)
Dojo (my German Shepard) and my friend Bill’s pit Molly were doing some in-water dual retrieving. Both dogs (and owners) were totally unprepared and untrained for such an endeavor.
Some factors that didn't help
I point out the prey drive because in this scenario the stick is but a prey in their minds.
Some factors that helped.
This last part warrants a close examination.
Aggressive male dogs (and I’m generalizing) are less likely to be aggressive around female dogs. Isn’t this true of all species?
Not that Dojo is an aggressive dog but he can be pig headed when he wants to be.
Moving on.
The thing that saved the day was a well timed “OUT!!!” command.This prompted Dojo to let go of the stick and thus prevented possible escalation. Lesson?A well timed, well trained command is sometimes all it takes to prevent a dog fight. Watch.
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European Gypsies are of Indian descent. And in India they have an interesting custom for conditioning an elephant to stay tied to a flimsy piece of rope with one end attached to the Dambo’s leg and the other end attached to a stake in the ground.
Picture a giant, wild animal tied to a piece of rope just sitting there waiting for the human to come and untie it. Better yet, here's a picture so you dont have to.
Why doesn’t the elephant simply tug on the rope and yank out the stake out of the ground or rip the rope in two and go on his merry way?
Turns out, the elephant doesn’t do it for the same reason a wild animal like a bear accepts a leash and walks obediently next to a Gypsy repairing umbrellas.
If you missed the first two installments in my How To Train a Bear series, check out:
So why doesn’t the elephant simply break away?
The answer is this mental construct that psychologists call Learned Helplessness.
The elephant is conditioned from a very young age that the rope is unbreakable.When a wild elephant is first tied to a rope, the young baby Dumbo struggles, pulls, squeals, throws a fit and generally carries on until it gets tired and simply falls down of exhaustion.
In fact, this may go on for days, but eventually the young elephant learns that struggling against the rope is useless and learns to accept the rope as the unbreakable bondage.
He then grows up thinking this and never changing his mind.
The elephant learns to be helpless against the rope. Nevermind the fact that as an adult, the elephant could easily break the rope and walk away.
The bear is trained in the same way to accept the leash from his Gipsy master.
The baby bear will struggle and resist the rope until it tires and eventually learn that the struggle is useless.
The bear accepts the Gipsy as his personal stake in the ground.
We know that dogs exhibit the same type of behavior (leash resistance) until they learn to be helpless against it. The only difference between the elephant, the bear and the dog is in the time it takes them to learn to be helpless.
Dogs are quick learners.
This is one of the reasons I hate having my dog on a leash, but, I understand the need for it.
What is really fascinating about this is that we humans learn to be helpless as well.
Thanks to our parents, teachers, religious figures, bosses, and all other kinds of misguided malarkey, we learn from a very young age that certain things are impossible. Like breaking away from the rope.
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. ~Mohamed Ali
Last week, I published a post If You Can Train a Bear You Can Train a Dog. You definitely want to read it before proceeding.
For those that read it, here are the 3 questions I presented in that post.
Today we are going to answer one of those three questions for posterity.
I’ve researched this topic far and wide and found very little authoritative information. What’s worse is I wasn’t able to find one place that answered all these questions.
Why is it important to answer these questions?
From what I understand, much of Europe nowadays forbids Gypsies from using bears to advertise their business of fixing umbrellas. If you’re wondering what the hell I’m talking about, well, I told you to read the previous post.
Given the fact that it is now forbidden, I would imagine that the skills of training this wild beast will be lost within a generation or two.
No. I’m not suggesting we open up a bear training business.
What I am suggesting is that knowledge of any kind should NEVER be lost. I don’t think I’m overstating it when I say that losing knowledge due to atrophy of nonuse is no different than losing knowledge due to book burning or destruction of libraries.
So with that in mind, how do you train a bear to dance?
In the olden days, Gypsies of Europe would take a metal plate and put some hot coals underneath it. The bear would then be blocked off from escaping the metal plate.
Since the plate was hot, the bear would instinctively throw his hands in the air (get on his hind legs) and proceed to tap dance on his hind legs in alternating fashion.
While this is going on, the Gypsies would play the drum.
This is classic Pavlovian conditioning.
For those unfamiliar, in 1890s, Dr. Ivan Pavlov performed experiments on the connection between the visual processing center of dogs and their salivary gland.
Note: Dr. Pavlov wasn't interested in training dogs. In fact, much of "scientific" research cited in dog literature has nothing to do with actual training of dogs. Sorry "science" of dog training.
When showed a cooked, juicy piece of stake dogs would automatically begin to salivate. Pavlov then added the infamous bell to the equation.
Whenever he would show the stake to dogs he would ring a bell, thereby associating the sound a bell makes with the visual stimuli. At this stage, the smell played an important role as well.
After many repetitions, Pavlov decided to remove the cooked, juicy piece of stake from the equation and simply rung the bell. And thus the Dogs began to salivate.
This same type of classic associative conditioning was employed by the Gypsies of Europe to get their bears to dance except they used aversive methods (hot plate) rather than appetitive stimulation (juicy stake).
How to walk a bear on a leash?
Sorry folks. We're out of time. I didn’t think this post would be this long. I hope you enjoyed it.Read the next installment in my How To Train a Bear series when we talk about how to walk a bear on a leash.
This past summer, Dojo and I did a lot of hiking.
The Appalachian Trail. The Sun Fish Pond. The air. The nature. It was all good.
Anyways.
I taped a series of Off Leash Encounters with other dogs as well as people.
In this video, you will see Dojo pulling ahead (which is typical for a young male of the species), however, if you pay close attention you will notice him “checking-in” by looking back to make sure I’m not too far.
We encounter a group of people and a young pit. The pit is on a leash and very excited to meet Dojo.
The dude on the other side of the leash got lucky this time. Both dogs behaved exceptionally well despite the dudester tugging on the leash and creating a lot of tension in the young pit.
Anyways. Enjoy
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
~Patches O'Houlihan
Have you ever had your umbrella repaired by a gypsy?
No?
In that case, you probably never saw a gypsy walking a bear on a leash.
No, I’m not joking.
I’m talking about a real live person walking a bear on a leash and repairing umbrellas in the process.
If all this sounds too bizarre, let me back track for a second and set the scene.
I grew up in Bosnia during the 80s. And back then, every once in a while, a gypsy would come through town yelling at the top of his lungs “UMBREALLAS REPAIRED. GET YOUR UMBRELLAS REPAIRED HERE!!!”
We can all learn a thing or two about showmanship from bear-touting, umbrella-repairing gypsies, don’t you think?
What I’m about to share with you guys, I never thought it was all that strange growing up, but looking back…
Nowadays we live in a disposable society. You wouldn’t even dream of fixing an umbrella, you simply buy a new one. But it wasn’t long ago when people appreciated durability of the goods purchased. Such was the case with umbrellas only few decades ago in the old country.
So every few months, a gypsy would come by –the way the ice cream man comes by except on foot- and offer his services for a modest fee.
Of course, the umbrella-fixing game is a rough business so gypsies worked hard to differentiate themselves from one another. One way was to come around town yelling out their umbrella-fixing prowess, pulling a bear on a leash and playing a ukulele-like instrument called Gusle.
Gusle is a stringed instrument played with a bow, a kind of a cross between ukulele and a violin.
While this was considered normal, it was an event non the less, so the kids would follow the gypsy around town only contributing to his showman like status.
When he found a client-rich area (an apartment complex for example), the gypsy would stop, put down his Gusle and pull out a snare drum. He would then proceed to play the drum at which point the bear would get-up on his hind legs and start to dance.
So let me ask you kind folks.
How is it possible that this gypsy was able to train a bear to walk on a leash without pulling AND dance on cue when the drum is played?
Think about how YOU could possibly get a bear to walk nicely on a leash and dance on cue.
Don’t try to research it on google. Just think it through and place your comments below.
I will reveal the Gypsy Method of training bears (and dogs?) in a week or two. Until then, have fun with this thought experiment.
Update: 1/27/11 Part 2 available now. How To Train a Bear To Dance
It’s actually quite easy. All you have to do is learn to speak Dog.
But instead of me telling you all about that, I’ll let Dojo teach you guys this lesson.
In this brief video, you will see Dojo (the handsome brown and tan German Shepard) playing with another cute but simply not-as-good-looking dog.
The play gets little rough for the black dog and he squeals. Loudly. Suddenly. Abruptly.
The black dog squeals in a way that lets Dojo know that the play is too rough. At which point Dojo respectfully turns his ass towards the sissy dog and leaves him alone.
Lesson?
If your dog is getting too rambunctious, starts to nip, bite and gets into a heightened state of play. All YOU have to do is speak dog to him and squeal like your life depends on it.
If you do it right, you will notice a befuddled look on your dog’s face and he WILL stop biting and carrying on.
And now, watch the video.
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